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Looking for a new(er)(ish) best friend Whats going down in Austin? I bet you are looking at this like WTF, this is long. Well now you cant say tell me about you I just did.
So here is the deal. I am looking for a woman to chat with for a bit, get to know and see what happens. I will take a friend or a lover (actual relationship not fwb) Here are a few things about me and hopefully about you.
You and I:
Please be somewhat educated, this means you know how to have a conversation. I dont like one liner responses, so if you cant write more than a sentence back we were probably not meant to chat.
Family oriented: Someone who wants , and would like to have someone to come home to and be in an actual relationship. Im not saying right off the bat of course, but if you do not want these things it wont work. I want to be as honest as I can upfront. That is heavy right off the bat right?
I am a very affectionate person. I like to cuddle with a movie (being the internet it doesnt mean jump into bed), holding hands, actual kisses, things of that nature. Sarcasm is a nice touch in a personality as long as you are humorous about it and it isnt every other line.
The zombie apocalypse is real, so do you have your kit ready? The Anunnaki did exist, if you get this reference without having to Google it, more points to you.
I love rock, all types, I am not meticulous on what you like because I want you to listen to what makes you happy. I am a gamer, if you are not its cool. I doesnt mean I spend hours of the day doing but, but some read, some watch Netflix I like games.
I absolutely love Tattoos on a woman. If you dont have any no worries but if you do more points to you.
I love to travel, although it would be nice if i could do more of it, but having someone i could take little road trips with would be great.
I love all kinds of , especially dogs; I have owned many different types of pets so I hope you do as well.
My schedule can change at any time so you would have to understand that I could work mornings or nights and actually be okay with that.
Relationship status: Do not be married, separated or getting over your ex, be single, The only real way to see if there would be chemistry as friends or maybe more is to spend actual time with each other. If you do not have free time then it will not work.
Please send me a few pictures of yourself, no pictures no response, plain and simple. Congratulations if you made it all this way and still want to say hello my name is and let me tell you about myself.
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first time trying this Hey there, to start Ive never tried this on CL before but nothing to lose at this point. Now I expect Ill get some hate and smartass comments to this post, ed pathetic or whatever but honestly I just havent had the time in my life to really focus on a relationship prior to this and as a result Ive really never had a long term thing with anyone, but at this point Im so sick of being alone Im willing to try even here. A little about me Im well educated, have a job, car, and a place (with roomies anyway) and Im not really that awkward or anything I have plenty of friends of both sexes but thats really as far as it ever goes, though I guess I should add that Im not a virgin, just have never really had a gf As the saying goes though, a person is more likely to appreciate what theyve never had than something theyve never had to do without, so if hes treating you like shit maybe im your guy. I like to do things outdoors, hike, fish, kayak, ride motorcycles, and some sports, though I do also enjoy chilling on occasion, gaming or watching something or even just relaxing. Ive started lifting regularly again so getting back into better shape, currently 0lbs-ish and 5. I guess if I have to describe my personality I would say Im an older soul, so a little more mature for my age, not to say I dont enjoy humor and silliness either sometimes. Really Im just looking for someone maybe in a similar position somewhere around my age willing to give it a try. Race and religion I dont really care about, though not really attracted to alot of extra pounds, no hate just not for me. If any of this interests you or if youd like to know more hit me up, will trade pics for pics, please no bs, and although Ill say no dudes Ill still get some shit from some losers with nothing better to do. Peace!

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